Sunday, August 14, 2005

What have you done with my husband?

There is a strange man in my kitchen. He looks like my husband, he sounds like my husband and he farts like my husband but it can't be him. This man is actually cleaning! Be still my heart. It's like foreplay to me. Not just surface cleaning either, he is deep cleaning my kitchen. He is scrubbing walls and baseboards. Washing dishes and putting his BBQ crap away. I think I might have to wake him up when I get home from work and thank him really nicely. ;)

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