Annoying Things

So as I was brushing my teeth this morning I got to thinking about things that annoy me. So for your reading pleasure here is a short list of some of my things.

• Not putting the cap back on the toothpaste, I had to stop buying fliptop because I guess it is alot of work to flip that cap back down.
• People who get on the highway and then drive as slow as possible in the fast lane.
• People who are going in or out of the door before you and see you but don't hold the door, this happens alot when I have the stroller with me. In fact when someone does hold the door I am usually quite surprised.
• Stores where the clerks hover over you as you try to shop, you won't get my money that way.
• Clerks who are too busy talking on ther cell phone to help the customer they are getting paid to wait on.
• Hitting the snooze button more than once, you know I don't have to get up for another hour but gee I am up showered dressed and posting on my blog at 5am, I should just be getting in the shower.
• Gas prices, one week it is 2.07 next week 2.40, make up your freaking mind already!
• Wwomen on judge shows and talk shows who are swearing up and down that he is my baby's daddy, I never slept with anyone else blah blah blah. After the commercial break you find out the skank hoe was lying and now she needs 4 other people tested. That is just nasty, use a condom already!

Well those are the thoughts flying through my head today. What annoys you?