Holy Giant TaTa's Batman!

I went yesterday to buy new bra's. You know how Oprah and Tyra were saying that most women were wearing the wrong size bra? Umm yeah that was me. I went to Fredricks of hollywood first cause I wanted something sexy. I tried on a 42DD my size right? Nope, I got measured because it did not fit and I am a 44F yes F people! In regular stores that amounts to a DDD. What am I a p0rn star? So I bought 2 bras but had to get a bra extender so the band size would be right. Then just for the hell of it I went to Lady Grace and got measured by a nice little old lady. She measured said that can't be right and measured again. Yup you guessed it 44DDD. It is crazy but I guess it must be true. I went a bought a couple bras from the Avenue, I usually buy my bras there so I tried the 44DDD and it fit so much better. They also had undies on sale for $1.99 they are usually $14.50 a pair so you know I stocked up. A little funny that happened in Fredricks, T asked me why we have boobs I quickly said girls have boobs so they can feed babies. The lady there thought it was a great answer. After that T was with me in the dressing room and he pulled up his shirt. Mommy I do have boobies, see? Here are my nipples! That kid is obsessed with boobs. I also got my nails done and my eyebrows waxed. Damn I am gonna look good at work today, girls standing where they belong, eyebrows cute and nails all done. The best part of yesterday? I modeled the new cheeky short undies and fredricks bra for Tony last night and then T went to bed early. Woo we had fun!